%%- 我手寫我口, 我口說我心 %%- 晃進一家光碟店鋪, 掌店的年長女士, 不知是老眼昏花, 還是做生意做昏了頭, 竟稱呼我"靚仔" 如此巴結顧客, 稍嫌過份 哭笑不得之餘, 我面無表情, 鄭重的的告訴她: "我係uncle, 唔係靚仔" (我是叔叔, 不是帥哥) PS 話說回來, 那天我的樣子的確不賴就是了 %%- 我說一口流利的國語, 幾句破英文, 和些許半鹹不淡的廣東話 %%- 且不談內容題材, 著墨下筆之際, 作者文筆各有風格, 而讀者口味則各有偏好 我取陳文茜捨余秋雨, 取龍應台捨張愛玲 %%- 新聞局長, 跟教育部的那個什麼長, 讓我想起了王哥柳哥, 又想起了哼哈二將, 還有七爺八爺 %%- I have yet to meet one banker that isn't rich. These salary earners take kickbacks, get easy loans and special deals. Nations are superbanks: people make non-refundable, zero-interest deposits through taxes. Governments are the corrupt bank management that entertains only the rich. They rock and rot together. |