%%- ---If I Had A Hammer--- (Hays/Seeger) If I had a hammer I'd hammer in the morning I'd hammer in the evening ... all over his head I'd hammer out direction I'd hammer out clarity I'd hammer out some sense out of his idiotic head If I've got a hammer It's a hammer of justice I'd hammer in the morning I'd hammer in the evening ... all over A-ban's head %%- Wikipedia: "Alan Greenspan has been married twice. His first marriage was to Joan Mitchell in 1952, which ended in divorce one year later. In 1985, at the age of 59, he began dating Andrea Mitchell, the also once divorced journalist who's 20 years his junior. In 1997, they married." Wow! Anyway, the former Fed Chairman in his recently published book criticized Bush for invading Iraq only for its oil. As a veteran Republican, he also criticized his Party for having abandoned principles for power.