Fiddler On The Roof "If I were a wealthy man I wouldn't have to work hard If I were a biddy biddy rich Yidle-diddle-didle-didle man" YEAH, ME TOO! I see my wife, looking like a rich man's wife With a proper double-chin Supervising meals to her heart's delight I see her putting on airs and strutting like a peacock Oy, what a happy mood she's in Screaming at the servants, day and nite" NO STANDARD AT ALL. I'D PROBABLY DIVORCE HER IF I WERE YOU "The most important men in town would come to fawn on me They would ask me to advise them Like a Solomon the Wise "If you please..." "Pardon me..." Posing problems that would cross a rabbi's eyes And it won't make one bit of difference if i answer right or wrong When you're rich, they think you really know!" DON'T BE NAIVE. MOST LIKELY THEY'RE MORE INTERESTED IN YOUR MONEY THAN YOUR ADVICE