There's this New Yorker who took a business trip to Texas. He checked into a hotel and then went out to meet his associates and clients. In the evening he got back to the hotel and went into the hotel restaurant for dinner.
He ordered a steak and a glass of beer.
When the waiter came with a jar of beer, he asked the the waiter,"This is a GLASS of beer?"
The waiter smiled and said, "Yes. Everything is big in Texas."
"No shit," he thought, "But I can finish it. No problem. I am a New Yorker."
When the steak was served, it was served in a big plate and the steak was as big as the plate itself.
"So this is a Texas steak. It sure is big. But I can manage it. I am a New Yorker!" he said to himself.
After the dinner he asked the waiter where the restroom was.
The waiter pointed to one direction and said,"Sir, you just go straight down, turn left, then it's the second door on your right."
On his way to the restroom he was thinking, "They say everything is big in Texas. But so what? I did drink all the beer, didn't I? I also ate the whole steak, didn't I? I came. I conquered. I am a New Yorker!"
By this time he was a bit tipsy. After making the left turn, he went past the second door and entered the third door which led to the hotel swimming pool. Having had too much to drink he walked straight into the pool.
In the cold water, suddenly his mind became clear.
Scared to death, he started shouting, "Don't flush. Don't flush!"
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