"Scarlett, you need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed, and often, and by someone who knows how." ...... from "Gone With The Wind"
American actress Mae West once said "I have found men who didn't know how to kiss. I've always found time to teach them." Now I call that humor.
"I don't know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go?" Whoever said that was definitely up to no good.