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這首還真的有 ! Akon -I Just Had Sex
歌詞:Sometimes (Oh-oh-ohhh)
Something beautiful happens in this world (Akon! )
You don t know how to express yourself, so (And Lonely Island! )
You just gotta sing
(Akon)
I just had sex (Ay)
And it felt so good (Felt so good)
A woman let me put my penis inside of her (Her)
I just had se-ay-ee-ex
And I ll never go back (Never go back)
To the not-havin -sex ways of the past
(Samberg)
Have you ever had sex? I have, it felt great (Yeah)
It felt so good when I did it with my penis (Yeah)
A girl let me do it, it literally just happened
Having sex should make a nice man out the meanest
(Jorma Taccone)
Never guess where I just came from, I had sex
If I had to describe the feelin , it was the best
When I had the sex, man, my penis felt great
And I called my parents right after I was done
(Samberg)
Oh, hey, didn t see you there, guess what I just did?
Had sex, undressed, saw her boobies and the rest
(Was sure nice of her to let you do that thing)
Nice of any girl ever (Now sing)
I just had sex (Ay)
And it felt so good (Felt so good)
A woman let me put my penis inside of her (Her)
I wanna tell the world
To be honest, I m surprised she even wanted me to do it
(Doesn t really make sense) But man, screw it
(I ain t one to argue with a good thing) She could be my wife!
(That good?) The best thirty seconds of my life
I m so humbled by a girl s ability to let me do her
Cause honestly, I d have sex with a pile of manure
With that in mind, a soft, nice-smellin girl s better
Plus she let me wear my chain and my turtleneck sweaters
So this one s dedicated to them girls
That let us flop around on top of them
If you re near or far, whether short or tall
We wanna thank you all for lettin us ***** you
She kept lookin at her watch (Doesn t matter, had sex! )
But I cried the whole time (Doesn t matter, had sex! )
I think she might ve been a racist (Doesn t matter, had sex! )
She put a bag on my head (Still counts! )
中文:The Lonely Island feat. Akon - I Just Had Sex
有時候 (哦呵呵),
有時候這個世界上會發生一些美妙的事情(Akon)
你不知道如何表達自己(and Lonely Island)
這個時候只要唱歌就好了…
我剛乾了一炮,太帶感了啊~!
一個妞兒讓我爽了一炮!
我剛乾了一炮, 我永遠不想再回到
猥瑣處男的行列!
你以前幹過嗎? 我幹過- 太帶感了啊!
我的弟弟感覺太好了!
一個妞兒讓我爽了一炮! - 這他NIA的的就發生了!
放炮讓一個好男人不再猥瑣!
不要胡猜我剛剛做啥了- 我剛乾了一炮!
這感覺我必須得瑟一下- 太帶感了啊~!
我放炮的時候, 我的弟弟太爽了!
我幹完之後立馬給爸媽打了電話!告訴他們這激動人心的消息
Oh hey, 剛沒看到你- 猜猜我剛乾了神馬!
我光腚了, 做愛了!
-瞻仰了她的波波還有其他地方! ~
和她做那極樂的美事!
對每個女孩都是極樂的美事! - 現在歌唱吧!
我剛乾了一炮,太帶感了啊~!
一個妞兒讓我爽了一炮!
我要告訴這個世界!
說真的,我灰常驚訝她會讓我幹這事!
雖然沒天理!但是,兄弟們。插呀!
我不想錯過美好的事物!
她可能做俺的媳婦,不對咩?
我生命中最好的三十秒!
一個女孩能讓幹,我真的很惶恐,
因為說實話,我以前只和五姑娘幹過。
現在我知道了。那香香的,軟軟的,漂漂亮亮的女孩更給力!
她讓我穿上了我的套頭高領毛衣! (Max:這個是蝦米意思)
那些獻身於我們的女孩啊!
讓我們走出失敗的女孩啊!
不管你在何方,不管你是高是矮。
我們衷心的感謝你!感謝你讓我幹你! !
她一直不和你目光交匯!沒事!幹吧!
她一直在哭~ - 沒事!幹吧 !
我想她可能是個種族主義者- 沒事!幹吧!
她給我頭上套了個袋子- 還是能幹啊!
我剛乾了一炮, 美夢成真啦!
如果你也一樣半個小時前也乾了一炮!
和我一起唱吧!
我剛乾了一炮(大家一起來!), 我太帶感了啊~!
(我們全都乾了!)
一個妞兒讓我爽了一炮!! (我要向全世界宣布!)
我剛乾了一炮, 我永遠不想再回到! (再也不回去!)
猥瑣處男的行列! (太帶感了啊!…)
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